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May 1st, 2025: Pretty shit day today, I woke up and had some more cereal for breakfast and then went out to explore this popular meetup place and get some coffee, but beforehand I realized that my debit card had expired today so I went to the bank I usually go to and ordered a new debit card, the guy there said that he wished he had went into computers when he was younger because he lived around the time of the Apple II being our and he thought computers were just a fad. The first thing I did with my newfound debit card was buy some coffee and then I went to this event where they were serving free food. I had that as my lunch and even talked with this 32 year old woman about her art stuff that she was selling. I then went back to the coffee shop I frequented and waited for the Bible study to start, the first person there was Kaitlyn and then Luigi also got there. I found out that Luigi was a sophomore and Kaitlyn was a senior. The Bible study didn’t even technically start until after I had to leave for my German class. When I got into German class I just didn’t feel good at all for most of it. When I got out of German class, I went back home and published my biblejak for the day and finished up my Norwegian flags before. I asked the art history major:
>What’s the number
For the art history class and she said:
<idk u will have it up in the course catalog 😭
>🥲
>If I need help I’m asking you!
>Which one?
I then sent her 3 pictures of the course catalog and she replied:
<i don’t see him anywhere 😭
>What will you recommend?
<[professor] and [professor] are both good
I then went to my second class of the day where I had this lab about the grep command and I got it done in 15 minutes before getting cleaned up and headed out to a date with this girl that I was supposed to meet at 4:30pm at 3:45pm. On the way I noticed that there was this celebration for the event on that one Friday and so I wrote Asherah’s boss an email to clarify something:
>I am ok to go attend the celebration on Friday, May 9th?
I wrote a follow up email a bit later saying:
>I’ve had some issues with the students there so I just wanted to double check and make sure they’re ok with me attending.
I got there a bit too early and ended up taking multiple walks around the area before she said that she was going to get there at 5:20pm. I took one final walk around the place and she got there then so I went in and we hugged. She said she was obsessed with the color pink and her brother drove her there. She also had a Sanrio bag and was wearing this black dress. At one point she showed me the non-denominational church she attended and I saw it and was disgusted at it. The architecture was ugly, it was located in the middle of nowhere, and the parking lot was thrice the size of the church’s footprint. I kept my disdain for the church silent. After we got done with our date we walked over to the campus where I had the Thursday Eucharistic adoration, she kissed multiple times on the walk and when we got there, we had to walk a bit to find her brother and then we kissed and said goodbye. I then walked over to the adoration chapel and saw Father Constanza and then asked him:
“Is Eucharistic adoration on tonight?”
He replied:
“The last one was last week, we start up in the fall semester.”
I then took the bus and went home. When I got home I asked Vannie when she was going to visit her girlfriend and she said:
<hopefully soon
I also got a Snapchat from Cara calling me by my full name which was super funny. I still felt hungry even after the dinner so I went to the convenience store and bought a cup of beef ramen and heated it up. I ate that and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Give It Up - KC and the Sunshine Band (1983)
 
May 2nd, 2025: Friday today, I went over to the convenience store to buy some milk first thing in the morning because we were all out, I then went over to the coffee shop because it said it was supposed to be open then but it wasn’t, that pissed me off a good amount. I bought a donut from elsewhere and then I went home to game for a while until it was 11:08am and I sent this text to the priest:
>Do you need me to acolyte for mass?
The priest replied at 11:36am with the message:
<Yes, please! 🙇‍♀️
I then walked down there and got all dressed for mass and then lit the candles. For the mass there was a total of 3 men (1 adult and 2 college aged students, not counting me) and 8 women (3 adults and 5 college aged students. The priest made a joke about how there were twelve of us there for the 12 apostles (I was the 12th) and after that I messed up the order of presenting the water and wine vs the handwashing bowl. I went outside and talked with the others for a bit until I went back home. Lunch was just some dry elbow macaroni I ate until I decided to head over to the Catholic Center and work on my blog entry for the day. After a while there I roamed around a bit and found out that Ben was there working on his lab, he got done with that and we talked about chemistry and how his chemistry teacher who was from Australia hated the American education system and didn’t report Ben one time when he blew a hole in the drywall with a sodium cannon he made. He also said that there was this issue with writing the report for the lab. Ben left after a while and I completed my homework that was due tonight before heading back home to play some more normal Terraria. I chose my final class to be the Art History class and then had this conversation with the Art History major at 4:50pm:
>I officially went with yours!
<have fun!!!
>If I need help you’re getting a call!
>Probably won’t need it though
<i’ll charge for tutoring
>0.00 starting rate!
<i have student loans i will be charging $10,000 per minute
>0.01 take it or leave it!
>Per minute
<boo!
>1.00 per hour.
<5.00
>Per day, take it or go back to your home state!
<can’t go back where i never left 😭
I heated up some stew for dinner and I went to this casino event because 3 of my DnD players canceled on me. I went there and saw Nintendo fan with her younger sister. It was uncanny how similarly they dressed, I was doing so good gambling initially with Blackjack before I just ended up constantly losing and got all the way down to my last token. Nintendo fan’s sister ended up getting a lot of blackjacks (face card + ace) and I found out that she was in high school while her older sister was a Freshman in college. I heard them play a lot of classical music during the event and then finally we had the raffle ticket draw. I didn’t win anything but Nintendo fan won a bunch of candy and a blanket so I thought it would be funny to grab some of the free candy they were giving out and put it in their bucket. They laughed and then I went home to call my mom, she talked about my therapy session and my complaints about my therapist trying to put me on antidepressants, her response was to ask if she could even prescribe them and also talk about her experience in this equivalent to Alcoholics Anonymous but for people who had alcoholic parents. I then ranted to her about how my friends never invite me out anywhere and mentioned this one time that Asherah randomly invited me to go shopping at Walmart with her.
Basically the story is that on February 1st, 2025 at 2:42pm, I got a Snapchat message from Asherah saying:
<🙄
<What are you doing tn
I replied:
>I have class from 5:30pm to 6:45, why do you ask Asherah?
<I need to pick up some three from the store
<*thread
>Wait what store?
<Probably walmart
<Unless you have a better store
<Or maybe Michaels
<I’m not sure what’s close
>Walmart is closer.
<Ok
>What time are we going then?
<After your class ig
>Ok, meet up at [outside home]
<Yes
>Ok! 🫡
At 6:03pm I got another message from her saying:
<So I’m in downtown and I don’t think I’ll make it back on time
>Why are you downtown?
<Escape room
>💀💀💀💀💀
<🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
>I mean I have to drop my stuff off at my dorm. What time do you think you will be back?
<At least by 8 I think
<I’ll let you know when we leave
>Man.
At 7:21pm she messages me:
<Heading back now so it’ll be like 15 min
>Ok
<I am back
<Let me go upstairs super fast and then I’ll meet you
[Author's note: She lived on a floor in the double digits]
>Ok!
>Dawg hurry up!
<I’m coming
We got on the bus and then we got to the Walmart, the problem with the Walmart was that the locals didn’t really keep things clean so there was litter everywhere and shopping carts strewn about, I grabbed one of the shopping carts and pushed it back to where it was supposed to go and Asherah found it kind of funny and weird at the same time that I would do such a thing. We walked in and headed to the thread aisle and she asked me what additional colors of thread she should get and I said red for one of them. We walk up to the cash register and I see that they have these half-dozen boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts, I buy them and then we walk out to the bus stop while we each eat a donut. The next morning I eat one more and then give the rest of the box to her.
My mom also started talking about my ex-girlfriend Angela and I told her multiple times I didn’t want to talk about it before I just hung up on her. I put my phone on Do Not Disturb mode and then chilled for a bit until I got this text from her:
<Did you hang up on me?
I felt guilty and then called her back to talk about stuff and she said that if I didn’t want to talk about anything, I could just say I don’t feel comfortable. I took her advice and then we talked about my roommate and James who I will be moving in with and also about Zephyr only pretending to tolerate me and her excuse that “she had a class” as to why both her and Asherah don’t attend the dinner event anymore. I ended up hearing Programmer Uncle in the background before we finally ended the call. I then took a shower and finally went to sleep with some brown noise playing in the background.

Song of the Day: Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner (1870)
 
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May 3rd, 2025: Back to work today, I first woke up at 5:30am and browsed Instagram for a bit when I noticed that the Art History major had posted on her story this message:
<is anybody else seeing the cradle catholic vs convert discourse on tiktok … it’s kinda discouraging
<I understand the protestant attitude issue they have with converts but also a lot of them are being purposely hurtful bc they’re mad
<i think they’re really mad at the trad catholics tho and i’m pretty left wing myself so i probably don’t apply but it’s still… strange
I replied to it with:
>It’s just them being mad that they’re happy with the faith and they’re like “You need to have a ton of guilt and feel sad all the time!”
I truly woke up at 7:15am and had some cereal and coffee for breakfast while I played some more Terraria before I had to take the bus to work, I noticed it was Xebec's 21st birthday so I sent him a happy birthday wish. I got to work and the first thing I saw was this posted thing of the original owner’s obituary, it said that he died on April 17th, I had been told that he was in Arizona and the fact that they were all lying to me just pissed me off, they really thought I was just some retarded kid who still couldn’t understand the concept of death at the age of 21, I was furious, but I noticed that the obituary didn’t mention his full middle name, just his initial, so I asked Will and then Jesse if they knew his middle initial and they both said they didn’t, a bit later the original owner’s grandson (through the original manager) came to the checkout with fAsherah so I consoled him on his loss. Then I started working on a pull for the main part of the grocery store and after that I got to the beverage aisle and noticed that the new employee’s name tag was on the ground so I picked it up and gave it to Jesse. I then worked on my other tasks and took my first break when I saw fAsherah and got into a pointing contest, but she accidentally hit her head on a pillar so I made sure she was ok, thankfully she was. I then continued stocking the shelves until it was time for my lunch break when I got a prosciutto sandwich with Folsade at the cash register. I then went up and ate and I saw this story posted by this Lil Peep fan which was just OnlyFans bait and this had been the 20th one I have seen posted by her (the fan) in a week so I told her:
>Stop fucking posting this disgusting degeneracy.
And she actually deleted all of her stories because of it. I saw fAsherah and noticed how dry her knuckles were and made a joke about it. I chilled until it came time for me to head back to work. My last task on my list was to sweep and mop upstairs while fAsherah was counting her money. I jokingly pointed the mop at her like a rifle and she laughed, I then remembered this video of these young kids from Kazakhstan performing this mock execution in a Communist regime and I described it to her while laughing so hard. I then completed my task and texted Jesse for another one, which I was given the task of packaging meatballs into bags, I went out and saw Biker and his girlfriend outside. I then went to package all of the 12 boxes while I was watching this video response of Redeemed Zoomer replying to Trent Horn’s video on his video saying why he isn’t Catholic. I found out that the girl I dated on Tuesday had her middle name as Lynn. I got that done and then started working on my closing tasks. In the middle of that, I saw that the girl from the center had posted about it on her Instagram story with some detail and I made a joke asking for information that was in the story and she took it seriously. I then left work. I took a bag of salad on the way home to have for dinner and I ate that, I then walked over to this performance arts center because this one girl and Luigi were both performing. I walked over and Monique was there scanning tickets so I went down and got one for free. I went in and took some pictures before having to move to the front row to take better pictures, I ended up going outside at halftime and joked around with Monique a bit and went over to the water fountain, I noticed that the water fountain felt super hot so I said:
“What is up with this water fountain?”
The guy with Monique replied:
“Trust us, it’s cold!”
So I drank it and it was super cold. I then went into the bathroom and browsed Instagram for a bit when I saw a story complaining that fat people were hated for simply being fat and that they didn’t like it so I just replied:
>I love you!
To which I was met with the response:
<hey thanks man
I went back inside and saw this rendition of the song I Will and my personal favorite, the traditional Swedish and Norwegian folk song Trilo. I saw Luigi and this one girl I knew from freshman year of college that was taller than me. I even saw them staring at each other at one point. I took a few pictures of that and then talked to Luigi and the girl after the performance was done, they were kinda touchy with each other and I noticed that, I tried to find the other girl who invited us all to the event but couldn’t. I went home and noticed a text from the girl I went on the date with on Thursday. I then went home, took a shower, and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: I Will - The Beatles (1968)
 
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May 4th, 2025: Cereal for breakfast and then heading out to work, I sent the photo of Luigi and the tall girl looking at each other to the tall girl. On Instagram the Art History major posted another story which said:
<y’all someone on tiktok just equated converts to people that are cultural appropriators… girl i’m sorry i didn’t grow up catholic i can’t help that 😭
I replied:
>I did and I give you the pass.
Then the conversation went as followed:
<😭
<this whole discourse is so funny especially bc it’s a bunch of people that don’t even practice anymore as far as i can tell so why do they even care atp
>It’s just the Ishtar Gate but with religion.
>Like the Iraq government didn’t care to maintain it and now they’re mad that Germany has made it beautiful.
I hopped on the bus (the other one because there was an inconvenient gap in service of my preferred one) and waited around before clocking in. It was Rama’s 21st birthday today so I sent him a happy birthday wish, he replied to me:
<Aye thank you Gemerson! I appreciate it
I had some cleaning tasks and sadly also the task of stocking the frozen aisle. For my first break I bought some peanut butter squares to eat and I ate the entire thing yet it didn’t fill me up. I continued working and said hi to Sabrina a few times. I had to stock the shelves for some of my tasks and even saw Biker. My lunch break was pasta with sausages and I got it while Folsade was refilling them.
“Are you taking my pasta Gemerson?”
She joked.
“Yes, because it’s lunch!”
I replied, we had a good laugh. I went upstairs and then microwaved it for lunch, I said hi to one of the bakery people and then went back to work. I got a notification from the tall girl saying that she save the image and replied:
<aw that’s a cute photo
We then had a back and forth of me asking her if she likes Luigi and she said no because of religious and political differences, she talks about how she works at a Methodist church as a singer while being Agnostic and also how she doesn’t prioritize relationships while just waiting for one to fall into her lap. I found that stupid to be honest. I got done with all my tasks before my second break and then went on break to chill with fAsherah, I asked her for some workplace drama and she told me that Biker apparently got the puff on his hat from a mauled rabbit he found on the side of the road and another thing was that he had made up something about him cheating on the girl who drove me home from work once which resulted in his girlfriend angrily calling her, another thing fAsherah told me was the BPD girl trying to get Mr. Blundstone to buy her alcohol for her “friend’s birthday” (she had used this excuse a lot). fAsherah also mentioned that he sometimes came into work with scratch marks on his face but I have never seen this happen before. She also told me that the bakery was a tough nut to crack because of how insular they are, but Lebanon was a nice guy. The Italian lady was here and she asked me to empty her personal garbage, which I did, and she told me about these expired cheese spreads in the cooler that I could take. I then got assigned another task by Jesse to wash a bunch of windows so I did that and then started on my closing tasks before saying bye to Tony and the new hire before buying a Cherry Limeade Sprite after clocking out and then catching the bus to the 5:30pm mass. I then went inside after a bit when I saw Kaitlin and her boyfriend attending mass so I asked to sit with them, but next I saw the girl who graduated in 2019, whom I finally decided I will be calling Naomi. I sat next to her instead because she was sitting alone. Naomi had an amazing voice and we went through the mass as usual and saw the guy from my Machine Learning class and waved to him during the sign of peace. I noticed that Naomi was wearing a ring with a ruby heart in it on her left hand’s ring finger so after mass was done, I went into prayer and then decided to subtly inquire about her love life:
“Congrats on the engagement!”
I exclaimed.
“Oh no I’m not engaged at all.”
Naomi replied.
“Oh, wait why isn’t your husband here, who doesn’t go to church with their spouse?”
I dug further.
“Well I’m not married, I just have the ring because I’m not dating.”
She said, I realized that I was absolutely trapped, if I had stopped attending church with her or even any mass, she would just think of me as another guy trying to get into her pants, or even worse in her eyes, her hand in marriage, so I would have to remain her friend and never even try to do anything more, I lack the charisma and the immorality necessary to get her to change her mind so I’m not going to try. I then walked over to the bus stop and got home. I went over to this Arabic place and got 2 spicy chicken shawarma wraps and a Vimto soda for $17.00 (including the tip)
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I then walked home and worked on my homework assignment and my quiz due tomorrow, I then decided to ask the girl I went on a date with last Tuesday this question:
>Would you like to go on a second date?
She replied:
<Honestly?
<I think we are probably better off as friends
I took a screenshot and blocked her, I’m not giving her attention. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Coyote - Harold Budd (1988)
 
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