What is your crime and what is he sentencing you to?

[Goot]

Reserves are third world nations with pays higher than welp anywhere tbh. 25 bucks an hour is allmost the minimum wage if you go north long egnough in Canada.

What's a reserve actually i haven't heard that term before?

 

[StudioCaca]

What's a reserve actually i haven't heard that term before?

Where the Canadians and Muricans put all the natives in. They get to not pay taxes and have more independence in exchange for living away from white people.

 

[Goot]

Where the Canadians and Muricans put all the natives in. They get to not pay taxes and have more indepence in exchange for living away from white people.

Oooh those one yeah now i get it

 

[StudioCaca]

Tbh it's not worth it for them unless they sue the living shit out of the government when we find out they got infinite gold in their ground or something. Like half of em dont have running water and it's horrible the conditions some of the shittier reserves are in.

 

[RedditRetard]

Not giving my wife up that one time on juneteeth when i had to get a kidney transplanted

Sentence: 10000 of forced immortality kekolding where i will also be shrunk down to a microscopic level and fused to my wifes vagina while she gets trains ran on her until my sentence is over

 

[brapsil]

jaywalking

 

[_account]

jaywalking

My honest reaction:

 

[StudioCaca]

My honest reaction:
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I enjoy fucking with drivers by intentionally walking as slow as possible while crossing a street

 

[_account]

I enjoy fucking with drivers by intentionally walking as slow as possible while crossing a street

I'll get you alongside basil then. In for a dime, in for a dollar o algo

 

[reaepseoene unofficial]

crime: saying "fuck you and fuck gorillaz"
sentence: getting raped by the gorillaz

 

[Goot]

I enjoy fucking with drivers by intentionally walking as slow as possible while crossing a street

My crossing speed is determined by how fast i can step in the white bits of the crosswalk stripes