What is this faggot shit bro

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Chadius Bigjohnson aka Mr. America aka "The Leroy"
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I hate this dumb shit
 

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You know, in my opinion, even if it isn't literally homosexual, it is, honestly, still quite "gay" of an act to be in love with "a man" whose only concoction of existence is formed by the movement of colored shapes on a screen and the voice of an actor. The love of your life ceases his entire being whenever someone presses the pause button, and his being is entirely limited in its scope by the amount of episodes of this show that the Japs overseas produce for you to drool at.
Even when you tape his picture to your bedroom wall or set on your desk a plastic sculpture of his design (a design made by an imperfect set of creators, I must add, rather than a perfect creator like the Lord Jesus Christ), he will still never breathe your name or truly focus his eyes on your own being, for he does not even have a consciousness, nor a soul, nor any sign of life to him beyond some sort of paper or plastic mimicry of the human figure, drawn on paper by a Jap and then mass-forged in a factory by a set of starved Chinamen. It seems utterly pathetic, and thus, very, very "gay".
I have to imagine that, if you were a man on here who was fawning over a cartoon gook-gal instead, you'd face much more of the ridicule that you deserve.
 
You know, in my opinion, even if it isn't literally homosexual, it is, honestly, still quite "gay" of an act to be in love with "a man" whose only concoction of existence is formed by the movement of colored shapes on a screen and the voice of an actor. The love of your life ceases his entire being whenever someone presses the pause button, and his being is entirely limited in its scope by the amount of episodes of this show that the Japs overseas produce for you to drool at.
Even when you tape his picture to your bedroom wall or set on your desk a plastic sculpture of his design (a design made by an imperfect set of creators, I must add, rather than a perfect creator like the Lord Jesus Christ), he will still never breathe your name or truly focus his eyes on your own being, for he does not even have a consciousness, nor a soul, nor any sign of life to him beyond some sort of paper or plastic mimicry of the human figure, drawn on paper by a Jap and then mass-forged in a factory by a set of starved Chinamen. It seems utterly pathetic, and thus, very, very "gay".
I have to imagine that, if you were a man on here who was fawning over a cartoon gook-gal instead, you'd face much more of the ridicule that you deserve.
Explain in Fortnite terms
 
Explain in Fortnite terms
You're stuck in the Storm (your love of Kars) and unless you use a jump pad (getting over his lack of existence) to get further into the middle of the map, you'll continue to take more and more damage (you'll continue to find yourself unsatisfied with the fact that he isn't real).
 
No he's right, you look like a massive cornball when you simp for someone who doesn't exist. The people around you IRL are more deserving of your attention and affection.
Who do you suggest I pay attention to? I already spend time with my family, what else is there to do?
 
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