>A retelling of Billy the Kid’s early ventures, dashed with scenes where the gang gets high off of their Mexican friend’s peyote and, later, where one of them ends up stealing an Oriental woman from a rotund land-grabber, taking her as his wife during a shootout
>A film starring Matt Damon (Will Hunting), is a savant at math (can do literal instantaneous math no matter the level of difficulty) who comes from jackshit, has jackshit, and frequently goes out drinking with his pals, Chuck (Ben Affleck), Morgan, and Billy, he briefly works as a janitor for a University where he solved a math problem that nobody else was supposed to get for quite some time, this impresses Gerald (Stellan Skarsgard) who he tries to seek out, specifically after Will was in the middle of solving a formula, and Gerald mistakes as graffiti, only to inspect what he was writing, and realizing it was all correct. Chuck, Morgan, and Billy were beating the shit out of some thugs with Baker Street in the background, problem is, WIll beats this one guy up too hard, a guy who used to bully him in Elementary, and thus goes to jail, where Gerald finds him and cuts him a deal; Solve math probems for him, go to therapy, and some other third thing I forgot, but the whole was that he had to agree to all of these terms or else he'd spend some time in prison, he was basically on parole. Anyway, they somehow get into a bar nearby Harvard University where Chuck tries to be a player, but also a bullshitter braggard about how smart he is, this peaks the interest of a pseudo intellectual douche who tried quizzing him on old-world South American economics or some shit with the sole intention of humiliating him in front of two girls, who he was trying to impress with his 'knowledge', one of whom is Will's love interest later on, Skylar (Minnie Driver), but Will comes in before pseudo intellect annihilates Chuck, and throws his all shit back on him by calling out his own bullshit, with pseudo attempting to recite an opinion piece from a SNCA magazine before getting cut off by Will, who finished the quote pseudo was reciting. Safe to say, he walked out of there beyond enraged. Will further embarrassed this douchebag by finding him inside a cafe from across the street, pounds on the window from outside, and tells him in front of all his 'friends' that he got her number. He gets assigned multiple therapists who proceeds to fuck with, and they don't like it, understandably, until Gerald recommends an old colleague of his/someone who he bunked with in college, Sean (Robin Williams), who is able to take Will's hits and snarky remarks, but doesn't want any shit spouted about his late wife, understandably, Sean humbles Will in the park, and Will reflects upon this. Gerald and Sean reconnect more, but eventually have a falling out about Will and what's best for him and his future. He of course has a troubled past which resulted in his fear in taking risks and sort of wanting to keep things as a status quo, refusing to aim higher when he damn well can, having gone through various foster homes, one of many foster dads ended up beating him with a wrench 'cause fuck him, that's why.' and proceeds to have a mental break down in Sean's arms after Sean says the infamous line 'It's not your fault.'. Anyway, Will and Skylar went on a few dates throughout the movie, they form a relationship and Skylar falls in love with him, Will wants to reciprocate, but just doesn't, she even tells him to his face that she loves him and breaks down because he won't respond and she later moves to Cali. He also lied about aspects of his life to her, about such being his 69 siblings, and his crib not being a total shithole. Anyway, Will's time with Sean is eventually up, this gives Sean motivation to start living again and travel to places like China and shit, Sean and Gerald reconcile for a final time and tells Gerald that he'll be at next year's next class reunion, Will takes one of the jobs that Gerald set up, which if I recall, was the government job that he sperged out about during a previous interview, which basically was; "actions have the most minute consequences you can think of, lol", he also sent Chuck on his behalf, pretending to be him, to one of his job interviews he was supposed to go to. And finally Will 'steals Sean's line' and has to 'go see about a girl', so he packs up, leaves the dump, and goes on his merry way to California, with Elliott Smith's 'Miss Misery' playing in the background.
I also just remembered this, but both Will and Sean are 'Southies'.
>A film starring Matt Damon (Will Hunting), is a savant at math (can do literal instantaneous math no matter the level of difficulty) who comes from jackshit, has jackshit, and frequently goes out drinking with his pals, Chuck (Ben Affleck), Morgan, and Billy, he briefly works as a janitor for a University where he solved a math problem that nobody else was supposed to get for quite some time, this impresses Gerald (Stellan Skarsgard) who he tries to seek out, specifically after Will was in the middle of solving a formula, and Gerald mistakes as graffiti, only to inspect what he was writing, and realizing it was all correct. Chuck, Morgan, and Billy were beating the shit out of some thugs with Baker Street in the background, problem is, WIll beats this one guy up too hard, a guy who used to bully him in Elementary, and thus goes to jail, where Gerald finds him and cuts him a deal; Solve math probems for him, go to therapy, and some other third thing I forgot, but the whole was that he had to agree to all of these terms or else he'd spend some time in prison, he was basically on parole. Anyway, they somehow get into a bar nearby Harvard University where Chuck tries to be a player, but also a bullshitter braggard about how smart he is, this peaks the interest of a pseudo intellectual douche who tried quizzing him on old-world South American economics or some shit with the sole intention of humiliating him in front of two girls, who he was trying to impress with his 'knowledge', one of whom is Will's love interest later on, Skylar (Minnie Driver), but Will comes in before pseudo intellect annihilates Chuck, and throws his all shit back on him by calling out his own bullshit, with pseudo attempting to recite an opinion piece from a SNCA magazine before getting cut off by Will, who finished the quote pseudo was reciting. Safe to say, he walked out of there beyond enraged. Will further embarrassed this douchebag by finding him inside a cafe from across the street, pounds on the window from outside, and tells him in front of all his 'friends' that he got her number. He gets assigned multiple therapists who proceeds to fuck with, and they don't like it, understandably, until Gerald recommends an old colleague of his/someone who he bunked with in college, Sean (Robin Williams), who is able to take Will's hits and snarky remarks, but doesn't want any shit spouted about his late wife, understandably, Sean humbles Will in the park, and Will reflects upon this. Gerald and Sean reconnect more, but eventually have a falling out about Will and what's best for him and his future. He of course has a troubled past which resulted in his fear in taking risks and sort of wanting to keep things as a status quo, refusing to aim higher when he damn well can, having gone through various foster homes, one of many foster dads ended up beating him with a wrench 'cause fuck him, that's why.' and proceeds to have a mental break down in Sean's arms after Sean says the infamous line 'It's not your fault.'. Anyway, Will and Skylar went on a few dates throughout the movie, they form a relationship and Skylar falls in love with him, Will wants to reciprocate, but just doesn't, she even tells him to his face that she loves him and breaks down because he won't respond and she later moves to Cali. He also lied about aspects of his life to her, about such being his 69 siblings, and his crib not being a total shithole. Anyway, Will's time with Sean is eventually up, this gives Sean motivation to start living again and travel to places like China and shit, Sean and Gerald reconcile for a final time and tells Gerald that he'll be at next year's next class reunion, Will takes one of the jobs that Gerald set up, which if I recall, was the government job that he sperged out about during a previous interview, which basically was; "actions have the most minute consequences you can think of, lol", he also sent Chuck on his behalf, pretending to be him, to one of his job interviews he was supposed to go to. And finally Will 'steals Sean's line' and has to 'go see about a girl', so he packs up, leaves the dump, and goes on his merry way to California, with Elliott Smith's 'Miss Misery' playing in the background.
I also just remembered this, but both Will and Sean are 'Southies'.
Let me try this again; >Math savant works as a janitor for a university, has a mundane life in Boston with his mates, solves a tough math problem, astounds a professor, gets into trouble (beats the shit out of someone), gets thrown in jail, gets a deal from the professor that puts him on parole, has to go to therapy, has a Harvard shmuck fall in love with him, but doesn't immediately reciprocate which hurts her feelings and so she darts to California, has a breakthrough with his new therapist, gets bunch of job offers because of the professor, has to figure out what he wants to do with his life, does, leaves his shithole and goes to California to be with his lover.
>A film starring Matt Damon (Will Hunting), is a savant at math (can do literal instantaneous math no matter the level of difficulty) who comes from jackshit, has jackshit, and frequently goes out drinking with his pals, Chuck (Ben Affleck), Morgan, and Billy, he briefly works as a janitor for a University where he solved a math problem that nobody else was supposed to get for quite some time, this impresses Gerald (Stellan Skarsgard) who he tries to seek out, specifically after Will was in the middle of solving a formula, and Gerald mistakes as graffiti, only to inspect what he was writing, and realizing it was all correct. Chuck, Morgan, and Billy were beating the shit out of some thugs with Baker Street in the background, problem is, WIll beats this one guy up too hard, a guy who used to bully him in Elementary, and thus goes to jail, where Gerald finds him and cuts him a deal; Solve math probems for him, go to therapy, and some other third thing I forgot, but the whole was that he had to agree to all of these terms or else he'd spend some time in prison, he was basically on parole. Anyway, they somehow get into a bar nearby Harvard University where Chuck tries to be a player, but also a bullshitter braggard about how smart he is, this peaks the interest of a pseudo intellectual douche who tried quizzing him on old-world South American economics or some shit with the sole intention of humiliating him in front of two girls, who he was trying to impress with his 'knowledge', one of whom is Will's love interest later on, Skylar (Minnie Driver), but Will comes in before pseudo intellect annihilates Chuck, and throws his all shit back on him by calling out his own bullshit, with pseudo attempting to recite an opinion piece from a SNCA magazine before getting cut off by Will, who finished the quote pseudo was reciting. Safe to say, he walked out of there beyond enraged. Will further embarrassed this douchebag by finding him inside a cafe from across the street, pounds on the window from outside, and tells him in front of all his 'friends' that he got her number. He gets assigned multiple therapists who proceeds to fuck with, and they don't like it, understandably, until Gerald recommends an old colleague of his/someone who he bunked with in college, Sean (Robin Williams), who is able to take Will's hits and snarky remarks, but doesn't want any shit spouted about his late wife, understandably, Sean humbles Will in the park, and Will reflects upon this. Gerald and Sean reconnect more, but eventually have a falling out about Will and what's best for him and his future. He of course has a troubled past which resulted in his fear in taking risks and sort of wanting to keep things as a status quo, refusing to aim higher when he damn well can, having gone through various foster homes, one of many foster dads ended up beating him with a wrench 'cause fuck him, that's why.' and proceeds to have a mental break down in Sean's arms after Sean says the infamous line 'It's not your fault.'. Anyway, Will and Skylar went on a few dates throughout the movie, they form a relationship and Skylar falls in love with him, Will wants to reciprocate, but just doesn't, she even tells him to his face that she loves him and breaks down because he won't respond and she later moves to Cali. He also lied about aspects of his life to her, about such being his 69 siblings, and his crib not being a total shithole. Anyway, Will's time with Sean is eventually up, this gives Sean motivation to start living again and travel to places like China and shit, Sean and Gerald reconcile for a final time and tells Gerald that he'll be at next year's next class reunion, Will takes one of the jobs that Gerald set up, which if I recall, was the government job that he sperged out about during a previous interview, which basically was; "actions have the most minute consequences you can think of, lol", he also sent Chuck on his behalf, pretending to be him, to one of his job interviews he was supposed to go to. And finally Will 'steals Sean's line' and has to 'go see about a girl', so he packs up, leaves the dump, and goes on his merry way to California, with Elliott Smith's 'Miss Misery' playing in the background.
I also just remembered this, but both Will and Sean are 'Southies'.
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