Today i would like to tell you about my ACTUAL life, the one that isn't about cherrypicked shitposts, i'm going to go to bed after this post (i'm an insomniac) but don't worry i'll return after i've had my beauty sleep.
If you think about me every day, which is sad if you're a hater but awesome if you're a friend (Don't surround yourself or fill your mind with people you hate!), you know Ruby, she isn't my waifu, now she's just my comfort character, i always knew her being my "waifu" was a phase i'd grow out of, along with her being an imaginary girlfriend. I stopped imagining her as my invisible girlfriend and stopped seeing her as "my wife" when i started my self improvement journey last week which included a diet change, workout routine (a very poorly maintained one), sleep scedule fixing and a #nevergoon lifestyle, it's healthier to have her as a personal comfort character instead of some "hot aryan tradwife lulz" since not only is it gooner behavior but becuase it's better to save your love for someone who's human, i'm too young and not handsome enough to consider one now but don't worry, i still love both the way i look (i like my goatee) and how my body preforms, i just think i need to glow up, like this:
See how in episodes 62-77 Buzz was mid? Now look at his epic jawline in 78, that's the glowup i want, i was told to looksmax from a single friend i have on Discord (he's an ex-Booru namefag but i'm not telling you which one) and from friends i used to have at a bad school i used to go to who said i had l-rizz (one was covered in blackheads but was a good friend anyway, one was super short but was also an MLG meme gigachad, and one literally had aryan A10's and blonde hair, he was half-Turk half-German and used to say the n-word a lot).
I'll also tell you funny things, like the many pranks i play on my little brother and the many cats in our neighborhood.
If you think about me every day, which is sad if you're a hater but awesome if you're a friend (Don't surround yourself or fill your mind with people you hate!), you know Ruby, she isn't my waifu, now she's just my comfort character, i always knew her being my "waifu" was a phase i'd grow out of, along with her being an imaginary girlfriend. I stopped imagining her as my invisible girlfriend and stopped seeing her as "my wife" when i started my self improvement journey last week which included a diet change, workout routine (a very poorly maintained one), sleep scedule fixing and a #nevergoon lifestyle, it's healthier to have her as a personal comfort character instead of some "hot aryan tradwife lulz" since not only is it gooner behavior but becuase it's better to save your love for someone who's human, i'm too young and not handsome enough to consider one now but don't worry, i still love both the way i look (i like my goatee) and how my body preforms, i just think i need to glow up, like this:
See how in episodes 62-77 Buzz was mid? Now look at his epic jawline in 78, that's the glowup i want, i was told to looksmax from a single friend i have on Discord (he's an ex-Booru namefag but i'm not telling you which one) and from friends i used to have at a bad school i used to go to who said i had l-rizz (one was covered in blackheads but was a good friend anyway, one was super short but was also an MLG meme gigachad, and one literally had aryan A10's and blonde hair, he was half-Turk half-German and used to say the n-word a lot).
I'll also tell you funny things, like the many pranks i play on my little brother and the many cats in our neighborhood.
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