guess the above user's future crime

[DoingYourMom]

Financial fraud over 5 million

 

[Nihilma]

Crimes against humanity for rendering billions of people infertile by pouring some weird chemical in the most common source of drinking water in major population districts.

 

[Dagonet]

Bank robbery

 

[niggatesticles36]

Tax evasion or check fraud

 

[ecstasy]

vandalism

 

[niggatesticles36]

Possession of an unregistered firearm

 

[Niko]

hate crime

 

[jimbo]

drug trafficking

 

[ecstasy]

sodomy

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Sodomy

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Noise complaint from blasting EL&P

 

[_account]

Styling too hard

 

[Dagonet]

Stealing a tank

 

[4tehlulz]

securities fraud

 

[DOLL]

assault

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Forklift accident that was an intentional murder, so you don't get arrested for murder (in the X degree) until like thirty years after the incident took place because the government is incompetent and retarded.

 

[Victorio]

Indophobia

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

All of them.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

None of them.

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Some of them.