>Anyone up for a virginity loss story thread?

Guess the above user's favorite food or drink

Pork rinds with cheddar.
chichen sandwich
>Shania hates mayo all right? And she can’t eat chicken salad, that's no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo – the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches – she still doesn’t believe me – I say, Shania, I’m allergic to mayo – which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn’t believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches… before she realizes, its chicken salad.
 
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