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post your comics o algoView attachment 5190
I'm an FPE artist btw if that even matters.
How did you know I made FPE comics?post your comics o algo
why won't constantine let this shitty thread die?
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OH MY GOD BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN DOMAIN EXPANSION THE DEVIL'S DOOTYHOLE LOOKING ASS THE FUCK BACK BITCH TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU IN THE TIKTOK RIZZ PARTY throwing it back on TURKISH QUANDALE DLNGLE FOR 15 ROBUX WITH YOUR "OhoHOhoHOhoH" like bitch I'm about to circumcise you out of this fucking school like you're some foreskin if you got that beat with your God damn moreidly obese Harley Quinn body built like a bowling pin double cheeseburger butt chin bitch you went up to a naked rat right in the alley I'd start to singing “twin~ where have you been~” shut your ugly ass up bitch!!! yo nose look like a rhino saggy ballsack yo chin look like an inverted crustable I'm going to release my demons bitch you should be releasing this some calories on the treadmill shut your broke ass up bitch you took a dirty year mortgage on those headphones you're using right now the fuck are you saying like what are you doing with that water bottle with your goddamn the to pair to feel my wrath shut the fuck up you're about to make me laugh a fish tank from Petco where you take a bath you dirty butt crack hunchback Satan supporter everything psychopath oh wait hold up it's the soul of my dead Turtle Rufus get her on ass hey beth bethwhy didn’t you resurrect me why didn’t you save my life fuck you mean this shit is justice for rufus you brainless you Clueless devil dick riding doofus you wear zip lock bags on your feet to school cuz you're a shoeless like I'm like who who's this trying to test Kyle urgntrouse like you ain't know I fucking do this hold on I'm going to zoom called bombing got you hot like some buldak Ramen body built like a destiny 2 hobgobling bitch you made a tier list video of all yo mental problems looking ass outta my
I'm too lazy so here's just the latest drawing I published, I'm working on another comic right now though.
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Cancel niggas@basil humble him.
BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!Cancel niggas. Demontime on niggas
. Drop niggas to Waffle Houses
. Kobe a nigga into the trashcan 🖐. Bussify niggas hair wit the zoomer perm
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. Provoke niggas into skill issue vibes 🗣. Fade niggas than a hoe
. Send niggas to Ohio
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. Dox a nigga IP address
. Pop a cap in a nigga's ass
. Slide in a nigga's mom's DMs
. Threaten niggas in Minecraft ⛏. Thugify niggas zoom meetings
. Leak a nigga mixtape
. Bang a nigga's shawty
. Rate nigga albums mid
. Upload niggas to WorldStar 🎙
. Snatch niggas from the Victory Royale
. Rizz a nigga sidehoe
. Ruin niggas vibes
. Fry niggas alive the Ocky Way
. Destroy niggas attention span
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. Diss on a nigga's fake Yeezys
. Hit a devious lick on niggas
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BOY YOU WANNA GET LOUD IN THIS BITCH?! SHUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE, YOU TRIED TURNING YOUR DISHWASHER *inhale* INTO A BITCOIN MINING RIG, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY!
The year is 2045. The Ukrainian live under SINGAPOREAN RVLE. All Ukrainian "males" are sissified. Ukrainian women live to serve SINGAPOREAN KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Ukraine's SINGAPOREAN FUTURE.
Vladimir I remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Grozny, where he hides his beautiful Eastern European sister, Anne of Kyiv from the clutches of the brutal Singaporean army. As musclebound South East Asian soldiers prowl the oblasts searching for fertile Ukrainian women, Vladimir will stop at nothing to protect his sweet Anne‘s purity. In his slutty wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Vladimir gives his tender hohol body to a gang of pitiless SINGAPOREAN alpha soldiers. the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Vladimir prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies. Acclaimed author and pro domme Lesya Ukrainka presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-starving-Ukrainian-child passages of three-on-one interracial Singaporean-on-Hohol-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The SINGAPOREAN KINGS have their way with Vladimir's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the Pontic–Caspian steppe. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds. Experience the true power of SINGAPOREAN BVLLS in Red and White with a Crescent jackboots. Prepare to witness the ultimate conquest. Explore the mind-bending world of SINGAPOREAN FUTURE, the first book in Lesya Ukrainka’s brand new series.
The Apex of Abdominousness. The Biggest of Brappers. The Consumer of Calories. The Duke of Diabetes. The Exceptional of Eaters. The Fattest of Fucks. The Godfather of Gluttony. The Hero of Horkers. The Indulger of Insatiableness. The Joke of Jiggliness. The King of KCal. The Lord of Lardasses. The Meekest of Munchers. The Nommer of Nuggets. The Overlord of Obesity.The Prince of Plumpness. The Que-hagen of Quarter-pounders. The Ruler of Roundness.The Saddest of Snackers. The Tyrant of Tubbiness. The Ur-Example of Ugliness. The Virgin of Voraciousness. The Wonder of Whataburger. The Xenial of X-Axis. The Yardmaster of Yummies.The Zaftig of Zoophagy.View attachment 5213View attachment 5214
YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS.
Oh, ecstasy, you think you’re the life of the party, huh? But really, you’re just that annoying friend who shows up uninvited, overhyped and underwhelming, just like your personality, which is about as deep as a kiddie pool, and trust me, nobody’s diving in for a second round of that disappointment, because you’re like the discount version of happiness, just a cheap knockoff that wears off faster than your friends can roll their eyes, so congratulations on being the human equivalent of a participation trophy, you know, the one nobody wants but feels obligated to keep around just to avoid hurting your feelings, but trust me, nobody’s really impressed, they’re just trying to escape the awkwardness of your existence.The Apex of Abdominousness. The Biggest of Brappers. The Consumer of Calories. The Duke of Diabetes. The Exceptional of Eaters. The Fattest of Fucks. The Godfather of Gluttony. The Hero of Horkers. The Indulger of Insatiableness. The Joke of Jiggliness. The King of KCal. The Lord of Lardasses. The Meekest of Munchers. The Nommer of Nuggets. The Overlord of Obesity.The Prince of Plumpness. The Que-hagen of Quarter-pounders. The Ruler of Roundness.The Saddest of Snackers. The Tyrant of Tubbiness. The Ur-Example of Ugliness. The Virgin of Voraciousness. The Wonder of Whataburger. The Xenial of X-Axis. The Yardmaster of Yummies.The Zaftig of Zoophagy.
THE INFATIMUS REX
THE FATASS OF FATASSES
THE LARDASS OF LARDASSES
THE GORGER OF GORGERS
THE TUBSTER OF TUBSTERS
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU, CONSTANTINE SAINT-CLAIRE
Are you on american soil or any US-governed territory?Oh, ecstasy, you think you’re the life of the party, huh? But really, you’re just that annoying friend who shows up uninvited, overhyped and underwhelming, just like your personality, which is about as deep as a kiddie pool, and trust me, nobody’s diving in for a second round of that disappointment, because you’re like the discount version of happiness, just a cheap knockoff that wears off faster than your friends can roll their eyes, so congratulations on being the human equivalent of a participation trophy, you know, the one nobody wants but feels obligated to keep around just to avoid hurting your feelings, but trust me, nobody’s really impressed, they’re just trying to escape the awkwardness of your existence.