Come up with "X, Y and Z walk into a bar" joke by using 3 people above you

Jimbo, Soyaway and Goot walk into a bar. Jimbo starts uncontrollably gooning after seeing a lightbulb (oneshart reference) and is removed by police, Soyaway starts sexting a Filipino tranny and Goot gets killed again for obvious reasons.
@Shroot please threadban Goot for being a derailing sack of shit
 
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SoyawayAccount, Goot, and Jimbo walk into a bar. Upon seeing one another, Soyaway and Goot, a long with all the strangers in the bar, distressfully shatter nearby glasses and bottles and use the shards to kill themselves, as that is more preferable to being in the presence of Jimbo for another second.
 
Victorio, ecstasy and sneedson walk into a bar.
Victorio passes out after a single drink because of his inferior Persian genes,
Ecstasy drinks till he pisses himself because bucks have no self control,
And sneedson is unaffected because potato munchers like him have been binge drinking since he was 4.
 
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