REDACTED Alex Eyrich / X Immigrant

[Dagonet]

Name 1 (one) soyosphere site that's good quality.

'ki sometimes

 

[DOLL]

Name 1 (one) soyosphere site that's good quality.

im stubbed

 

[ecstasy]

Nigga goes on the schlog and expects quality

fair point

 

[Donald]

I WILL probably update this page sometime this month

 

[Hamass_2]

oohhh... Yeah...Im Eyricing it. oh im eyricing it!

 

[Donald]

oohhh... Yeah...Im Eyricing it. oh im eyricing it!

>I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
>I'm lovin' Steamcord, my head's in the sky
>I'm Eyrich, I'm Alex Eyrich
>I'm Alex Eyrich, I'm Alex Eyrich, Eyrich!

 

[DANKShrek]

ALEX EYRICH YOU DISCOMBOBULATED GREASY HUMAN DISASTER. YOU’RE NOT A PERSON YOU’RE A GLITCH THAT SOMEHOW GOT WIFI. YOU GOT ON STEAM AND DECIDED TO SPEEDRUN BEING A FEDERAL CASE. HOW YOU GONNA TURN A GAMING PLATFORM INTO AN EVIDENCE LOCKER? BRO EVEN YOUR KEYBOARD IS SICK OF YOUR MESSAGES. EVERY TIME YOU TYPE THE FBI GETS A NOTIFICATION.

YOU GOT BANNED FROM SOYJAK.BLOG. DO YOU KNOW HOW NASTY YOU GOTTA BE FOR THEM TO HIT THE PERMA-BAN? THAT PLACE IS LITERALLY A DIGITAL JUNKYARD AND THE JANNIES STILL LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID “NAH THIS GUY TOO MUCH.” YOU’RE LIKE THE FINAL BOSS OF THE DARK WEB. IF SHAME WAS A PERSON IT WOULD BE HIDING FROM YOU.

YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS A CRIME SCENE. YOU DON’T NEED A LAWYER YOU NEED AN EXORCIST. THE FACT THAT YOU’RE STILL OUT HERE BREATHING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE FAILURE. YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A LAWSUIT AND SMELL LIKE A HARD DRIVE FULL OF REGRET. YOU’RE NOT EVEN A RED FLAG YOU’RE AN ENTIRE COMMUNIST PARADE

EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH A COURT SUMMONS SPAWNS IN SOMEWHERE. YOU’RE SO CREEPY EVEN ANONYMOUS WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU’RE THE REASON INTERNET SAFETY CLASSES EXIST. YOU’RE A CAUTIONARY TALE THEY TELL AT CYBERSECURITY CAMPS.

LOG OFF. STAY OFF. GO OUTSIDE AND APOLOGIZE TO SOCIETY. AND THEN APOLOGIZE TO THE DIRT FOR STEPPING ON IT. YOU LOST YOUR HUMAN PRIVILEGES THE SECOND YOU CLICKED “SEND.”

 

[Soda]

'ki page is empty

 

[ThompsonSM]

I AM ERIC I AM ALEX ERIC YEAH

 

[Hamass_2]

Bitch ass nigga the emo clutching

 

[Donald]

I AM ERIC I AM ALEX ERIC YEAH
View attachment 15989

>Yeah, I'm feelin' good tonight
>Finally feelin' free and it feels so right, oh
>Time to do the things I like
>Gonna groom a child, everything's all right, oh
>No Dr Cobson to answer to
>Ain't a gegbull on the soyjak blog, no
>And since the permaban's off me
>I'm livin' life now that I'm free, yeah

 

[Hamass_2]

>I’LL WATCH YOU SEND ME ‘P
>THOUGH I WANTED, I WANTED YOUR TUMMY PICS
>YOU GOON TO LOLI! INCLUDING MYSELF
>THOUGH I GOON I GOON UNTIL THAT FOUR INCH DICK
>AWWW SHIIITTT.

 

[Hamass_2]

 

[Hamass_2]

 

[Hamass_2]

how ximmy and xis boyfriend goes to jail

 

[Hamass_2]

Ximmy got freaky with xis 40 year old siamese sex slave

 

[Soda]

View attachment 17349
Ximmy got freaky with xis 40 year old siamese sex slave

ts frying me

 

[_account]

It's just a matter of time before he's unbanned from the shlog.
I'm not joking, Glowberg would do it now if he could.

 

[Hamass_2]

>Fock dis bitch nigga, i dont need ytwomen to pleasure me, i would rather have race mixed sissies with their 4 inch dicks from brazil to pleasure my ass. espect when i lick dat blood from 'em bandaids and shietttt...

 

[Hamass_2]

>MY CORD
>MY ‘P
>ITS ALL YOURS TO GOON AT FOR TODAY
>MY CAGE
>MY CLITTY
>ITS ALL YOURS TO MASTURBATE IN SHAME
>AWWWHHH SHHIIEEETTTT