Keyed True stories

This is an archive of real things in my wacky life that I totally didn’t make up on the spot

 

[snuffereet]

i’m on the couch

 

[catjakker]

i’m on the couch

never happened award

 

[snuffereet]

never happened award

Fuck… exposed once more…

 

[snuffereet]

was practicing landscapes and color palettes, eating cereal rn before i get back to it

 

[catjakker]

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was practicing landscapes and color palettes, eating cereal rn before i get back to it

fake and gay

 

[_account]

What shroom user has killed the most?

 

[snuffereet]

It’s been 18 years of living and it’s just today I find out I’m probably lactose intolerant

 

[snuffereet]

It’s been 18 years of living and it’s just today I find out I’m probably lactose intolerant

All I did was eat a bowl of cereal and now I’m brapping like Shitoko

 

[Namefag]

All I did was eat a bowl of cereal and now I’m brapping like Shitoko

Fake: satoko is aryan and has never brapped
Gay: you're comparing your braps to those of another man

 

[_account]

It’s been 18 years of living and it’s just today I find out I’m probably lactose intolerant

Niggas be making up anything for street cred