The Aztec Codices

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A recent archeological survey discovered a new codex from the ruins of Tenochtitlan. Tales from a land that may be near or far from depending where you live. Filled with random moments and occasional derailments and minor leakage from certain users of "the shroom."

Stay tuned for more updates from the codex.
 
2 days ago was senior skip day. it was officially the senior panoramic photo day, where we had to go take photos of the entire 12th grade class. some friends and i decided to leave right after the panoramic and they let me hop on their ride. i was riding on the back of his truck and i felt the breeze as the school got farther and farther away. they wanted to go hang out and do stuff, but i decided to be dropped off to my house bc alcohol le good.

other than that, nothing much.
 
2 days ago was senior skip day. it was officially the senior panoramic photo day, where we had to go take photos of the entire 12th grade class. some friends and i decided to leave right after the panoramic and they let me hop on their ride. i was riding on the back of his truck and i felt the breeze as the school got farther and farther away. they wanted to go hang out and do stuff, but i decided to be dropped off to my house bc alcohol le good.

other than that, nothing much.
oh and only like 2 niggas from my senior class stayed at school. shame that most of my teachers after 1st period(i had to check in w her) counted me absent.

only like 2 of them counted me present.
 
what did they think
they were laughing a bit. seeing all the floyds and thugs. they saw a 'jak or 2. one of them knows what a soyjak is and the other keeps asking me if i still use "the soyjak website," which i don't..

at least not the shardee anyway.
 
they were laughing a bit. seeing all the floyds and thugs. they saw a 'jak or 2. one of them knows what a soyjak is and the other keeps asking me if i still use "the soyjak website," which i don't..

at least not the shardee anyway.
i remember i showed one of my coworkers a meximutt once he asked what i was looking at on my phone and he started laughing
 
they were laughing a bit. seeing all the floyds and thugs. they saw a 'jak or 2. one of them knows what a soyjak is and the other keeps asking me if i still use "the soyjak website," which i don't..

at least not the shardee anyway.
i think i showed them /cado/ and /floyd/ too.
 
i remember i showed one of my coworkers a meximutt once he asked what i was looking at on my phone and he started laughing
speaking of which, i showed a meximutt on my school computer during der kang's other class. i told 2 of my other friends that he looked like someone we all knew. tbh the guy we were talking abt kinda did look like that but darker and more bearded.
 
anyway, today was interesting to say the least. there was some kind of career fair going on at school, but other than that.. in 2nd period, we had to go to the gym bc my teacher was not in class. i wanted to play basketball, but they were already going for twos, so i sat in the bleachers w my other friends. then, my fat friend (the same guy i told my other friends looked like the meximutt variant) came and dapped us up. he messed w me and tried to do the same, only to get cooked by my other friend. once we had to leave to 3rd period, i messed around w him and made fun of the way he talked (he said bro like "bwo" and had a lisp) xhe got leaky and tried to shove me, only for me to make fun of xim even more.

in 6th period, some girl with a rather miniscule stature and weight said that she can pick me up. i told her that she couldn't and we bet $5 on whether she could or not. i weigh roughly 150 lbs(i'm not like fat. i have a bit of fat to where i can't see my abs, but not to the point where i have a belly or love handles. most of my weight is muscle and bones.) to my shock, she picked me up w no signs of struggle. needless to say, i had to find some change to get it.

7th period was crazy as usual. my white rapper friend(he's unique in his own way) was getting molested by my other friends. i had to go to the restroom to buy my other friend a snack...

and they hid my backpack...

twice..

i ended up finding it, but i couldn't find my flask.
 
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