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Serious Im lost in a Forest

Hamass_2

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Okay basically i was with a bunch of guys who are in some militia were they were hunting with bb guns, so i decided to volunteer in which i lost my buddies due to me taking a piss.. and now im alone with a bb gun and my phone (you can use the shroom on phone) in the forest.

what do i do?
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live in the woods and scare hikers and become an urban legend
 
You should use your phone's flashlight as a morse lamp and send blacked video links to passing aircraft
 
run around in circles and loudly yell for help
I cant the forest is so big there’s no one around besides that farmer but he’s far from where im at. Im starting to get paranoid in the dark. Like something is watching me. But yeah i did call out for them i still didn’t get a response
the bb gun would 100% help with this you could become the hunter from jumanji with like a makeshift pith helmet
I dont wanna get a felony doe
 
Tell me the general area where you are and I'll eventually be out to give you a proper burial. I'll try to find you before the scavengers, but no guarantees alright? Also I'll need some family contacts, I only accept cash on the barrel head
 
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Okay ive been walking for a hour and i still haven’t found a exit. Shit
 
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