Wholesome Got drunk for the first time last night

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Went to my cousin's birthday, drank 3 beers.
I've had alcohol before but not enough to actually get drunk.
I drank mulled wine for xmas once and I couldn't feel my left leg, another time I had half a beer when a friend visited and I couldn't feel my left leg.
This time I actually got drunk, I just got a lot more confident and talkative and everything was funny to me.
When I got home I started playing demoman in tf2 for the real demo experience, I actually did better than when I actually try with other classes, plus this was my first time playing demoman and not demoknight.
I also got confident enough to message this girl I used to talk to, sweet girl, nice pair of tits too. Shame I was too autistic to handle it right back then, the alcohol made my 'tism go away geg.
 
Went to my cousin's birthday, drank 3 beers.
I've had alcohol before but not enough to actually get drunk.
I drank mulled wine for xmas once and I couldn't feel my left leg, another time I had half a beer when a friend visited and I couldn't feel my left leg.
This time I actually got drunk, I just got a lot more confident and talkative and everything was funny to me.
When I got home I started playing demoman in tf2 for the real demo experience, I actually did better than when I actually try with other classes, plus this was my first time playing demoman and not demoknight.
I also got confident enough to message this girl I used to talk to, sweet girl, nice pair of tits too. Shame I was too autistic to handle it right back then, the alcohol made my 'tism go away geg.
>Three beers
Poor fool, this only the beginning. Soon you will go to the liquor store because you want to feel drunk again. The trips will become more and more frequent, and your tolerance will only get higher. Soon you will be slamming seven or eight a night, drooling on yourself while you stumble through video games.

And heaven forbid you find yourself a jester in the court of Mad King Liquor.
 
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