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The year 2023 has arrived. A herd of fuckin' ugly cordpedos called "fruit" are rushing from discord. Crime rate skyrocketed! The soysphere is ruined! Therefore, the Soysphere adminstration called the jannies for the massacre of the cordpedos. the jannies are cordpedo killer machines. Wipe out all the cordpedos! However, in discord there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased max into "froot" a ultimate weapon!
 
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Xhe spends all xher seething at Anglos online like the SHART IN THE MART xhe is as the SHTSLALALALAIAN BVLL BTFO'S XHER AND FUCKS XHIS MOM. Goylickatbpshart is an Ar*yanBALL of lard with the shartest genes, he's the FATTEST supreme obese being, hamas2_ is a aryantal/ian living in staten island (lol), he probably raped Gaynigalingshit's mom 50 or 60 times, his strong large ital/ian hands break Gaylordshit's frail flabby hands… he is meant to be raped by itaryans… that's the cycle of life, apex bvlls taking out goylardshart's fat ass PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE PAJEET GENOCIDE obsessed johnson aryan shitgentinian subhuman hyperborea (x)skin micknigger sudaca shitskin ywnbw KEEEEEKKK nordcucks samefag dutchskin uploaded by X ip swarthoid shitalian namefag beatsaber fnf miko Joe Biden jarty komputersem 442oons alunya yeji anime satoko namefag drama obsssed puerto rican diaperfag fragggitot retarded gray gay gay yroontroonTOO holsoeuxalsual gay GEEEEGGEGEEEG >>puertorican IP EVERYsingle time geegegeeg my johnson is leaking sofuckinbmucj da COORDD EEEENS raid this pedofartrapistroonblox boykisserr retard gemgemmyrald coalclaolaocla chudson color jak bababababa muslimeen cacaca obsessed argentinainITALIAN ARYAN ttoonXIR XIR ZHIR ZEDONG Commie Ukraine SLAVA oink Z >>>>>RuZZZZZZZZZian IP GEEEEEGGG Gypsy DNA my fellow Twitter user Cobson built for BAC johnson BCC BDC BEC BFC BGC BHc amazing digital circus feet pomni OBESE_FARTING_ROPEJAK.TIFF GEEEEEEEGGGG NAHHH only in south Arkansas nahhhh this can't be blud ongezellig foot fetish isis execution waman tahazab maeahum eali almuslimin fahayhat lahum an yat'uu airdana faqad kawsirua watakasaruu fiha walam yabqa maeahum baed ISRAEL WON BRAZIL WON CHINA WON JAP-AAAACK ACCK ACKK AAAAAACKK!!!!! AACK SHITTOKO WAS OBSESSED XHE GOONED TO 'P WITH XHER 'CORD XHISTERS: WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM, FNF PEEEEEEDO NIGGGER, J0ELELELELELELELELELEL KLEKIKE, HAMASS 2 AND XHER BOYWIFE SHITALIAN CHAD, KURDISTANI OBSESSED SHITSKIN MONGREL, THE MOROCCRACKAN PEEEEEDOOPHILE, JARTYCUCK LUTECORD, BANTCULTURE.COM 'CORD, EUROMUTT YUROPOOP OBSESSED FAGGOT FROM SERBIA, SHITSKIN NIGGER FAGGOT JIDF KIKE MONGREL, VENEZUELLAN ANTI-BULGARIAN 'P GOONER, TAIWANIAN SOYTRAN TRANSFORMATION FETISH ARTIST MISSED GAYNIGGER, TRADCATH_ARYAN_LATINX_CRUSADER_CHAD_1488, ISAAC KATE OBSESSED SERBIAN FAGGOT, BU5T 'P SPAMMER, MIKOBOWL TROONING AND GOONING, GEM_CONTROL WIKI NIGGER TWITTER IMMIGRANT FAIL, GLOWIES AND FBI NIGGERS FAILED, NIKOCADO AVOCADO AND XHER COINSLOT, STUPID OBSESSED PLARTYCUCK NIGGER FAIL AND XHEY ALL GOONED TO 'P WITH XHITTOKO AND XHEY TOLD IT WAS ME GEEEEEG GEGGEGEGEGEG GEEEG JEJ JEJ JEJ GEEEEEEEEEEG KEEEEEEK LEEEEEEL GEEEEEEEEG KEEEEEK DOES SHITTOKO REALLY DO THIS KYS TROONSPIC ARYAN HATING XITTERCORD FAIL LOL WE ARYANS ARE WHITE KYS SHITTOKO BRAPTOKO PEDO NIGGER GEEEEEEG KEK KEK GEEEEEEEG LEL JEJ GEEEG SHITTOKO FAIL GREG
 
Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
 
Ever since I discovered the soysphere via the Australian youtuber known as shreddednerd. I was hooked, I couldn't get rid of the idea of the soysphere in my head. The Bald men with glasses website is all I could think about, I've watched and subscribed to SPVA but it wasn't enough, I wanted to get even more closer to the soysphere, So I lurked on the sharty but my biggest mistake was lurking under FROOT's leadership. By god I HATE FROOT, I was lurking during October 2024 and I got a glimpse of FROOT's incompetency. On October 21 most of the official soysphere websites were down all because FROOT input the wrong numbers of his credit card, For two whole day the sharty was down and it's all FROOT's fault, I couldn't browse the 'ki for more variant pages to be added and because of FROOT some soyteens got withdrawls from not visiting and using The Bald men with glasses website. FROOT is to blame on most of the sharty's slow self destruction, That nigga made a 'cord server for the jannies and him to have a place to have group 'p goon session, FROOT is an irresponsible fiendish fool who wastes their money on website dedicate to Bald men with glasses. So to anyone who reads this: Never forget who's at fault for every problem on the sharty
 
IN A WORLD

>pans in to Vaush convention
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as…
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>Record scratch Freeze frame zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish
>"NOOO!!!!!!"
>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces

>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places

>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky…racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>beat
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WHTE ANUS!!!!!"
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed
>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers
BWEEEEEW

>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW

>Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's
BWEEEEEW

>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from the shadows
>"Gentlemen… I believe I may be of assistance here."
>earth shattering fart noise
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>this summer is going to be
>montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>this summer is going to be…
>montage of Sneed breaking bucks
>Chud "based!"
>this summer is going to be!
>montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*
>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13
 
open on Seinfeld in his apartment, turning off the TV, looking dejected.

Seinfeld: One Hundred channels and nothing on.

Gorge breaks into Seinfeld's' apartment, brushing off rubble and ash

George: They did it jerry. They did it.

Seinfeld: What? What did they do? I don't get it.

George: They hit the towers, Jerry. They hit the towers!

Seinfeld: The towers? What towers?

George: The twin towers, Jerry! The world trade center!

Seinfeld: What? The twin towers? What're you talking about?

Elaine walks in, wearing a bathrobe

Seinfeld: Were you using my shower again?

Elaine: What's this I hear about them hitting the towers?

George: They hit the towers!

Elaine: Oh that's not a big deal.

George: It is a big deal! They hit the twin towers!

Seinfeld: What are you talking about? What's a big deal?

George: They hit the towers, Jerry!

Elain: It's not a big deal. I'll go out and hit the twin towers right now.

George: It is a big deal!

Kramer walks in removing turban and fake beard

Kramer: You're never gonna believe what I did today.

The crowd begins laughing hysterically, the Seinfeld transition music starts playing but it can barely be heard over the crowd which has now grown even louder. The cast stands there, frozen, until the crowd releases them from their shackles.
 
The year 2023 has arrived. A herd of fuckin' ugly cordpedos called "fruit" are rushing from discord. Crime rate skyrocketed! The soysphere is ruined! Therefore, the Soysphere adminstration called the jannies for the massacre of the cordpedos. the jannies are cordpedo killer machines. Wipe out all the cordpedos! However, in discord there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased max into "froot" a ultimate weapon!
Wo ai Beijing Tiananmen Tiananmen shang taiyang sheng Weida lingxiu Mao zhuxi Zhiyin women xiangqian jin
 
open on Seinfeld in his apartment, turning off the TV, looking dejected.

Seinfeld: One Hundred channels and nothing on.

Gorge breaks into Seinfeld's' apartment, brushing off rubble and ash

George: They did it jerry. They did it.

Seinfeld: What? What did they do? I don't get it.

George: They hit the towers, Jerry. They hit the towers!

Seinfeld: The towers? What towers?

George: The twin towers, Jerry! The world trade center!

Seinfeld: What? The twin towers? What're you talking about?

Elaine walks in, wearing a bathrobe

Seinfeld: Were you using my shower again?

Elaine: What's this I hear about them hitting the towers?

George: They hit the towers!

Elaine: Oh that's not a big deal.

George: It is a big deal! They hit the twin towers!

Seinfeld: What are you talking about? What's a big deal?

George: They hit the towers, Jerry!

Elain: It's not a big deal. I'll go out and hit the twin towers right now.

George: It is a big deal!

Kramer walks in removing turban and fake beard

Kramer: You're never gonna believe what I did today.

The crowd begins laughing hysterically, the Seinfeld transition music starts playing but it can barely be heard over the crowd which has now grown even louder. The cast stands there, frozen, until the crowd releases them from their shackles.
There's dust on my sandwich!!
 
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