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Opening Scene: The camera pans down to the familiar setup of Linkara's comic book review stage, adorned with various comic memorabilia. The theme music plays, and Linkara, wearing his signature fedora, winks at the camera.
Linkara: [cheerfully] Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn!
He gestures dramatically to the side, where a bright, flashy cover of Sonichu is displayed on a stand.
Linkara: Today, folks, we’re diving into the strange and chaotic world of Sonichu, the brainchild of the infamous Christian Weston Chandler! It's a wild ride filled with confusing storytelling, odd character designs, and some questionable thematic choices.
The title card for "Sonichu" flashes on the screen, layered with sound effects of electricity and chaotic music, and then transitions back to Linkara, who dons a mischievous grin.
Linkara: [leaning closer] Now, if you're not familiar, Sonichu attempts to combine elements from Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon, resulting in a bizarre hybrid that can only be described as an abomination of fan fiction... but not the good kind!
Linkara picks up the first issue of Sonichu, flipping it open dramatically.
Linkara: Let's start at the beginning. We open with Sonichu himself, a combination of Sonic and Pikachu, who... for some reason, has the ability to run really fast and unleash electric attacks. [he raises an eyebrow] I mean, I'll give Chris credit: merging two beloved franchises is a challenge, but maybe it would have been more effective if it made any sense whatsoever.
As he flips through the pages, he starts highlighting some of the art and dialogues.
Linkara: [sarcastically] Right off the bat, we get introduced to Sonichu’s “origin,” which involves a magical gemstone that somehow gets zapped by lightning. [he chuckles] Pretty classic. Except it raises a question: How does a Pokémon derive from a gem infused by lightning? Are we just supposed to accept that this is the law of the land now?
He turns to a particular panel where Sonichu is fighting a villain called “Brry”.*
Linkara: [holding up the comic] And herein lies the villain, Brry, who is... a knock-off of Blackheart from Marvel Comics? The creativity is truly staggering! And look at this artwork—[gestures animatedly]* it’s like watching a 5-year-old try to draw their favorite cartoon character while on a sugar rush.
Linkara starts pacing the stage, listing points about the comic.
Linkara: But let’s not just zero in on the art, because the writing is a whole different kind of special. Characters just appear out of nowhere with no backstory, there are awkwardly inserted educational moments about autism and relationships, and let’s not forget the infamous “True Love” subplot that’s very clearly meant to reflect Chris’s own romantic struggles. [his expression turns serious] It’s almost tragic how he tries to project his own desires onto a narrative that becomes more cringe-worthy with every page.
He pauses for effect, raising an eyebrow as he continues flipping through the comic.
Linkara: [in disbelief] And let’s talk about the characters! There’s not just Sonichu but a whole cast of fursonas—I mean, characters that look suspiciously like variations of classic characters! [mockingly] And they all have fateful destinies and odd relationships... It’s like a weird soap opera with no understanding of social dynamics whatsoever!
He finds a particularly absurd comic panel and holds it up.
Linkara: [exclaiming] And this panel! [shows it to the camera] Is that a battle scene? Because it looks like a poorly executed dance-off! These fights lack any coherent choreography and feel more like soft nudges than anything resembling actual combat.
Linkara takes a moment, cracking a smile.
Linkara: Honestly, you can almost feel bad for Chris. He’s putting his heart out on display, but it’s like watching someone try to sell you a used car with three flat tires and a missing door. It's desperate.
He straightens up and looks directly into the camera for emphasis.
Linkara: In the end, Sonichu isn't just a bad comic—it's an exploration of creativity, the fine line between passion and obsession, and a reminder that not every idea deserves to see the light of day. It can serve as a reflection of Chris's inner struggle and the legacy of a fandom that has stepped far beyond any logical boundaries.
Linkara: [cheerfully] Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn!
He gestures dramatically to the side, where a bright, flashy cover of Sonichu is displayed on a stand.
Linkara: Today, folks, we’re diving into the strange and chaotic world of Sonichu, the brainchild of the infamous Christian Weston Chandler! It's a wild ride filled with confusing storytelling, odd character designs, and some questionable thematic choices.
The title card for "Sonichu" flashes on the screen, layered with sound effects of electricity and chaotic music, and then transitions back to Linkara, who dons a mischievous grin.
Linkara: [leaning closer] Now, if you're not familiar, Sonichu attempts to combine elements from Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon, resulting in a bizarre hybrid that can only be described as an abomination of fan fiction... but not the good kind!
Linkara picks up the first issue of Sonichu, flipping it open dramatically.
Linkara: Let's start at the beginning. We open with Sonichu himself, a combination of Sonic and Pikachu, who... for some reason, has the ability to run really fast and unleash electric attacks. [he raises an eyebrow] I mean, I'll give Chris credit: merging two beloved franchises is a challenge, but maybe it would have been more effective if it made any sense whatsoever.
As he flips through the pages, he starts highlighting some of the art and dialogues.
Linkara: [sarcastically] Right off the bat, we get introduced to Sonichu’s “origin,” which involves a magical gemstone that somehow gets zapped by lightning. [he chuckles] Pretty classic. Except it raises a question: How does a Pokémon derive from a gem infused by lightning? Are we just supposed to accept that this is the law of the land now?
He turns to a particular panel where Sonichu is fighting a villain called “Brry”.*
Linkara: [holding up the comic] And herein lies the villain, Brry, who is... a knock-off of Blackheart from Marvel Comics? The creativity is truly staggering! And look at this artwork—[gestures animatedly]* it’s like watching a 5-year-old try to draw their favorite cartoon character while on a sugar rush.
Linkara starts pacing the stage, listing points about the comic.
Linkara: But let’s not just zero in on the art, because the writing is a whole different kind of special. Characters just appear out of nowhere with no backstory, there are awkwardly inserted educational moments about autism and relationships, and let’s not forget the infamous “True Love” subplot that’s very clearly meant to reflect Chris’s own romantic struggles. [his expression turns serious] It’s almost tragic how he tries to project his own desires onto a narrative that becomes more cringe-worthy with every page.
He pauses for effect, raising an eyebrow as he continues flipping through the comic.
Linkara: [in disbelief] And let’s talk about the characters! There’s not just Sonichu but a whole cast of fursonas—I mean, characters that look suspiciously like variations of classic characters! [mockingly] And they all have fateful destinies and odd relationships... It’s like a weird soap opera with no understanding of social dynamics whatsoever!
He finds a particularly absurd comic panel and holds it up.
Linkara: [exclaiming] And this panel! [shows it to the camera] Is that a battle scene? Because it looks like a poorly executed dance-off! These fights lack any coherent choreography and feel more like soft nudges than anything resembling actual combat.
Linkara takes a moment, cracking a smile.
Linkara: Honestly, you can almost feel bad for Chris. He’s putting his heart out on display, but it’s like watching someone try to sell you a used car with three flat tires and a missing door. It's desperate.
He straightens up and looks directly into the camera for emphasis.
Linkara: In the end, Sonichu isn't just a bad comic—it's an exploration of creativity, the fine line between passion and obsession, and a reminder that not every idea deserves to see the light of day. It can serve as a reflection of Chris's inner struggle and the legacy of a fandom that has stepped far beyond any logical boundaries.
